A Lucy Lawless 
				Musical Theatre Subsite - Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
 
					5th Avenue Theatre in Collaboration with 
					The Seattle Men's Chorus 
					Presents The "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" Musical 
					
					Photo contributed by seattlegirl@aol.com 
					with Lucy Lawless as Dorothy 
					May 13-15, 2005 - 5 performances in 
					Seattle, WA 
				 
				MaryD's Not in Kansas Anymore - Part Vl
				
				Well that trip was a waste of time. Utterly waste of time 
				and if you believe what I just wrote I have a great big bridge 
				on Sydney Harbour to sell you :) 
				What an experience but before I get to my EXCELLENT Seattle 
				adventure, I must mention my trip to San Francisco and thank a 
				few people for making my trip to SF all the more special than it 
				was.
				To Chieko and Marilyn for organising that great pup lunch 
				with a perfect view of the Pacific. To everyone who attended 
				thank you and some of you came from a great distance. It was 
				MAJORLY cool and I enjoyed myself a great deal. 
				Chieko and Jennie - it was a real pleasure to meet you both!
				
				Annie - Practice makes perfect PP Annie and my bill is in the 
				mail! LOL! You are too cool.
				Marilyn - my jaw thanks you <g> The rest of me thanks you as 
				well. <vbg>
				San Francisco was just an awesome place even with the hills 
				and I'm not sure if they were alive with the sound of music but 
				they were alive with the sound of an Aussie hailing a cab :) 
				Who knew a gadget shop was just down the road from the hotel. 
				I seem to have a really good gadgetdar :-)
				To my absolute amazement 'just down the road' does mean just 
				down the road and not 10 blocks away!
				I love the trolley cars and everything about SF - it reminded me 
				so much of home; had the some kind of buzz to it and the weather 
				was just perfect - it only rained once which was a surprise.
				Muir Woods was gorgeous and it seems little critters are 
				attracted to me because I had 2 chipmunks at my feet in the 
				coffee shop - photos to be posted soon. Still can't get a 
				squirrel to come home with me. One of these days it will happen.
				San Francisco was a delight and has become one of my 
				favourite places in the US.
				and so to my trip to Seattle... What can I say. Firstly I'll 
				start with thanking my dear friend Roger for picking me up at 
				the airport and waiting patiently as my luggage took their time 
				to come down. I think it was taking the scenic route.
				The skyline of Seattle looked familiar - (I'm a big fan of 
				Fraisier) but I must admit on catching sight of the Space Needle 
				I was a little disappointed - I thought it was taller. We have a 
				similar thing called the Centerpoint Tower which is higher (and 
				I couldn't understand why Chicken Cindy couldn't stand to watch 
				as it climbed to the observation deck). That was nuthin'! <g> 
				There was a whole bunch of Chicken Xenites in that lift <g> No 
				names though but the majority were facing away from the glass 
				doors...tsk tsk <g> 
				And now to the reason I was there - Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. 
				It's a long way to travel to see a musical (17 hours but who's 
				counting) and I wasn't sure what to expect since I'm not big on 
				musicals (or wasn't before this event). 
				I think I conveyed how I felt after the opening night and the 
				report I did with Cindy. We were floating on air. I knew this 
				woman can act, I knew she could sing and dance but she upped it 
				a notch and gave us one hell of a performance. From the opening 
				act to the end, Lucy gave 110% and it was just superb. She was 
				nervous at the start - we were nervous for Lucy but she 
				soon relaxed and was into the swing of it.
				We were truly SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE as we went back to the 
				hotel and clustered around my laptop to write a review - it is 
				difficult to put into words the excitement we felt; the absolute 
				joy of watching our favourite actress perform but we tried. 
				One other thing we learnt was that feeding me beforehand is a 
				good idea :) Pizza at 2 am is just so cool - eating pizza and 
				trying to stay awake long enough to finish our review is even 
				better. Cindy and I make a great team - too bad we live on 
				opposite ends of the planet.
				To everyone that had the song "I'm Just a Girl From Little 
				Rock" in their heads - I'm sorry but we couldn't stop singing it 
				ourselves and frankly it only stopped after the 'Chile' song 
				replaced it :) The Seattle Men's Chorus are phenomenonal. What 
				talent.
				The other surprise ofthe evening was
				
				Faith Prince. I have never heard of Faith before but by the 
				end of the evening I became a fan. Faith is SUPREMELY talented 
				and what a voice. I know a lot of people who went on
				
				Amazon.com that night to see what they could find to buy.
				Before coming to Seattle to see GPB I initially thought 5 
				performances were a little much but I am flying 17 hours so I 
				couldn't exactly go to one. After the first performance I wanted 
				more and I wanted more than 5 :-)
				Saturday was going to be a busy one - Cindy, Nan and myself 
				trotted up for the photo op with Renee. Renee was jumping up and 
				down, she was happy and alas she wasn't in a wedding dress again 
				but a nice dress and gave everyone a rose (awwwww) to hold. That 
				was so sweet and Renee was just too cute.
				We went back for the 2nd performance and Lucy was getting 
				into the role now quite easily. Her Katherine Hepburn imitation 
				was SO spot on (I'm also a HUGE Katherine fan) and made me laugh 
				so much. That little head shake was just too funny.
				I met one of my favourite Xenaverse artists - IO from IO 
				Walls - what an absolute treat :) 
				I went to just one event at the con and that was for Renee. 
				Creation conveniently arranged to have Renee on when the matinee 
				ended so that was great. Renee showed us Diamonds and Guns which 
				was funny (Renee  in the kitten outfit is a scream and so so 
				cute!) and the powerful short film "One Weekend a Month". I 
				tested out my new camera which worked a charm in the dim light 
				<g> Gadgets are so much fun :)
				Sunday dawned too quickly and it was going to be a really 
				busy one. At 10 am, my publisher Cavalier Press had organised a 
				book signing and meet & greet. I've never done one of those 
				before. I want to thank Marilyn and Cindy for everything they 
				did - it was just too cool.  The event was slightly hampered by 
				the hotel moving us to another room but I met some pretty cool 
				people. Vada Foster read from
				
				IN the Blood of the Greeks which was also a new experience 
				for me - listening to a talented actress and author read my work 
				was new to me and very enjoyable. Many thanks to those that 
				came. A portion of the proceeds from the book is to be donated 
				to a very worthy charity - 
				The House of Ruth which deals with domestic violence. They 
				are based in Maryland.
				
				Once that event was over we went to the second last performance 
				and we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves once again. We laughed and 
				roared in appreciation.
				The best was yet to come when the final performance arrived. 
				We were sad that it was going to end but we knew this was going 
				to special. It didn't disappoint. I haven't laughed so much in 
				ages and what was even funnier, the cast was having a great time 
				with adlibs, flubs and just general silliness. Lucy kept it 
				together until she too succumbed to the GPB Flub Bug in the 
				second act. Now that was just too funny. We roared. We laughed 
				and we giggled long before the lines were delivered - we knew 
				this show so well. I was laughing so hard I nearly fell out of 
				my chair. It was beyond fantastic; beyond my expectations; it 
				was GLORIOUS. It was stupendous. It 
				was just absofrigginlutely FANTASTIC.
				Thanks goes to Kevin Carson who is the box office manager. He 
				was so wonderful in answering a multitude of questions from Lucy 
				fans. Very generous with his time.
				A very special thank you goes Kevin Gallagher who was the ASL 
				interpreter together with a woman whose name I have forgotten 
				(my apologies). They did an awesome job. I was watching them 
				(when I wasn't watching Lucy <g>).  How they kept it together 
				when the actors behind them were just so brilliantly funny, I'll 
				never know. I'm quite sure I would be tempted to look back to 
				see what the silliness was.
				The orchestra was fantastic and at the end the conductor wore 
				the bent tiara which was hysterical - those in the front row got 
				a good laugh out of it!
				And then it was over. We continued to laugh as we left the 
				beautiful 5th Avenue Theatre and made our way to the Space 
				Needle Fundraiser. Lucy once again proved she was a real 
				trooper. Lucy signed, took pictures, hugged and just about gave 
				everyone what they wanted. Where does this woman get her energy 
				from? She was still signing close to midnight! Thank you Lucy 
				once again.
				At the Space Needle I got the chance to speak to Tom Luhnow 
				who is the Executive Director for Flying House Productions 
				(Seattle Men's Chorus) and thanked him for putting on heck of a 
				show. It's so cool how these events reach out to the gay 
				community and tell youngsters that it's okay and being gay is 
				not abnormal. It was an absolute pleasure to meet him. If you 
				live in Seattle, go and support them, they deserve all the help 
				they can get.
				We also learnt from Tom that there won't be a DVD or CD from 
				the event because of copyright issues which is a real shame. 
				And so the weekend came to a close but wait there's more :)
				I will admit to a certain fondness for a super gadget shop 
				called Frys but it's not my fault. One Miss Katherine Fugate is 
				to blame. Who knew there was going to be a 20th Anniversary sale 
				on that weekend? I didn't but Katherine plopped the paper in 
				front of me at breakfast and the rest, as they say in the 
				classics, is history <g>
				Cindy had to twist my arm so I could go with her to the 20th 
				Anniversary Sale at Frys in Renton. I really didn't want to 
				go....REALLY. Anyone want to buy  a slightly used Bridge? <vbg>
				We really didn't want to go but a car materialised out of the 
				blue and there we were. Aint it sad :) Another fun day in Little 
				Roc...I mean Seattle :-)
				I'm sitting here and smiling as I type this up and for those 
				that didn't go I hope I conveyed to you the joy that was this 
				weekend...some of the things I miss at the moment are:
				
					- I'm missing my friends. I smile and the song "I'm a 
					Little Girl from Little Rock" is echoing in my head, 
- I miss the absolutely hysterical laughter we shared
- Watching Lucy sing and dance and the look of absolute 
					joy on her face. Her Katherine Hepburn/Lucille Ball 
					imitations had me laughing so much my head hurt.
- The double peephole in my door that sent Cindy into a 
					laughing fit every time she saw it. 
- Teaching Myra how to sound Australian
- Having Cindy translate my Australian into American. 
					
- Meeting up with the ever wonderful Steve Sears in the 
					vendor's area and laughing uproariously. Somehow playtypus, 
					kangaroo and wallaby won't have the same meanings for me 
					anymore :)  
- I miss going to the theatre and watching Lucy dance, 
					sing and 
- I miss Faith Prince stomping on a paper and killing it 
					<g>
- I miss Faith doing that silly dance, singing "I'm a 
					Little Girl from Little Rock" and Lucy reacting to it - it 
					was so much fun! The sheer joy on Lucy's face was just 
					awesome.
- I miss the two French lawyers and their silliness
- I miss eating pizza at 2 am and guzzling coke (no one 
					tell my dentist)
- I miss laughing my a** off while singing in the 
					elevator, in the lobby, in the taxi with my friends
- I miss my friends. 
What wonderful memories. I'm quite sure if I'm feeling a bit 
				down or someone has annoyed me, I will remember the weekend of 
				the 13-15 May 2005 and smile. It was perfect. So 
				absofrigginlutely perfect. I would do it again in a heartbeat; 
				to hell with 17 hours of flying - this was worth every minute 
				and every cent I spent.
				Thank you to Faith Prince, The Seattle Men's Chorus, The cast 
				of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and the behind the scenes crew that 
				made it possible.
				Thank you Lucy Lawless. Thank you for giving me such 
				treasured memories I will have the rest of my life. Thank you 
				for being the exceptional gifted woman you are and for giving it 
				your all. Your generosity to your fans is amazing and we love 
				you for it.
				Fini