chur, twer. I appreciate that. “@Mariska4evah: @RealLucyLawless
hi Lucy, jus wannr say i got my tattoo without ur name,,
26/11/2012 5:20 PM
@AlBernstein Hercules, actually. But for some reason he made me
laugh. We would go out for Cuban food together.
26/11/2012 4:44 PM
@AlBernstein Al, do you know John Shulian?sports writer esp of
26/11/2012 4:34 PM
@AlBernstein @denmac56 HowardStern asked qtns like: Is it true
u like beating your wife? Only regarding aberrant sex. #HowardStern
26/11/2012 4:14 PM
@DrPattySue No, it's Cosmides, Tooby and Robert Wright all the
way for me right now. And thank-you. Was good.
26/11/2012 3:29 PM
I have 5 brothers so it was same ole, same ole to me.
“@Denmac56: @RealLucyLawless I always thought that Stern was a
less than funny bully.”
26/11/2012 3:27 PM
@BonzoTMonkey A Present for you: A British woman was fined for
calling her Kiwi neighbour a "stupid fat Australian."
26/11/2012 3:26 PM
In those days he just called it his 'lap'.“@toastietotes: @RealLucyLawless
surprised he didn't try to put you in that tickle chair!”
26/11/2012 3:15 PM
Was so green, didn't know who Howard Stern was. I left! “@chitownjayc:
@lucylawlessnet @RealLucyLawless Ddnt rattle Lucy like he
26/11/2012 2:14 PM
That is some UGLY sh*t: “@SheriSandybanks: Plz sign
23/11/2012 4:25 PM
@21creatures @realjonlovitz Say it ain't so! Jon-Jon, you're a
lover, not a Hater, right?
23/11/2012 4:22 PM
@FREAK2020 well, I would think they are a major player in
'Peace in Israel', wouldn't you say?
23/11/2012 11:09 AM
@EhOhKae No, I really was. But for your lack of faith,
22/11/2012 6:43 PM
@BryceWilkinson @hilitkranenburg I am surrounded by #volcanoes.
There is one outside my bedroom window. Any minute now...
22/11/2012 9:06 AM
@hilitkranenburg What happens in the Middle East may affect all
of us. The whole world needs a lasting peace in Israel.
22/11/2012 8:45 AM
Poor widdle Shell should be left to destroy the #Arctic in
peace: “@lucylawlessnet: #SaveTheArctic
22/11/2012 8:42 AM
@hilitkranenburg Oh, no. We see it.
22/11/2012 6:57 AM
Take a moment: “@wesalwan: This is amazing.
21/11/2012 6:58 PM
Cripes The Hobbit PR machine in overdrive! “@SparkyGalCSI68:
hey @RealLucyLawless 'Mt Doom' about to blow?
21/11/2012 5:04 PM
If we achieve carbon neutral farms, we will have healthier
waterways, soil & premium products the world craves. @traceyrcooper
21/11/2012 2:12 PM
@traceyrcooper @dairycocky Tracey, I love you but you're wrong.
Farmers love their stock and land. But prices are low and change
21/11/2012 2:05 PM
@Jeffmw @dairycocky I don't see that happening though, Jeff.
Seems rugged individuals like you are the only hope.
21/11/2012 2:00 PM
@matt27776 @dairycocky I think we can all agree on that.
21/11/2012 1:59 PM
Farmers are the primary custodians of our land. They WANT the
soil to be healthy, right? NZ Ag scientists need $$$! #nzscience
21/11/2012 1:35 PM
Even if that were true, it doesn't make Climate Change less
real. Moving towards carbon-neutrality is the only way to go. @dairycocky
21/11/2012 1:35 PM
This guy is my Kiwi hero! Rod Oram, thank-you so much for your
20/11/2012 7:49 PM
“@GreenpeaceNZ: World Bank issues calls for action on climate
via @nathanargent #climate” #science #economy
20/11/2012 7:18 PM
@EdwardOReilly1 @adi_15 now Grief on each side "...From ancient
grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands
18/11/2012 3:12 PM
@ColtGustafson @williamshatner @carrieffisher He doesn't have
18/11/2012 1:54 PM
@JujuDeRoussie The old salts in NZ came out saying #NobleDiscoverer
is a deathtrap.Not fit for any purpose, let alone drilling the
18/11/2012 7:59 AM
@adi_15 I am opposed to all violence. It's not politics. It's
a human urge to nurture&protect. Doesn't matter if u are Hutu,
Maori or Jew.
18/11/2012 7:56 AM
Yep, the Rig we occupied: #Deathtrap Noble Discoverer:
Misfortune strikes again for Shell Oilrig returning from Arctic.
18/11/2012 7:49 AM
@ChoudharyAdil and fankly, Adil, that was a stupid question.
18/11/2012 7:36 AM
@ChoudharyAdil No, I am imagining myself, baby in arms trying
to find a place of safety but every door is barred. No food/
18/11/2012 7:34 AM
Cripes, where would you hide? “@guardianworld: Gazans in
frantic hunt for safety as Israeli forces prepare to invade
18/11/2012 7:24 AM
Jeff-Baby! How I missed u “@Jeffmw: @RealLucyLawless im sure
the left in the US media never does that Ed shultz Bill Mahar
17/11/2012 4:36 PM
A fear of things with 150 feet? “@BryceWilkinson: @BryceWilkinson
@RealLucyLawless I have sesquipedalophobia”
17/11/2012 4:31 PM
Mrs Coulter lives/loves to hate: Ann Coulter on Twitter: Obama
'Retard' Insult Repeats In New Post - Hollywood Reporter
17/11/2012 3:59 PM
@keithgrigsby But Wright's work on the subject is the most
accessible and enjoyable read by far.
17/11/2012 3:20 PM
Thought of the day comes from the great Heideggerian sage, #RuPaul:
"You're born in the body you're born in, and everything else is
17/11/2012 3:17 PM
@keithgrigsby Don't get hungup on "New Darwinism", it's E.
Psych. enjoy Laland&Brown/ B&D Charlesworth's Evolution/The
17/11/2012 3:14 PM
@Denmac56 @carlo_reissmann Keep your hair on, Den. He was just
joshing. A jape, Suh!
17/11/2012 5:52 AM
@Juicexlx Read deeper. I don't think you will find a more
compassionate guide on where to go from here. Honest.
The Moral Animal.
17/11/2012 5:51 AM
yeah, coz other people's dreams are always SO interesting. “@Carlo_Reissmann:
and now let's talk about The interpretation of dreams. Freud)”
17/11/2012 5:44 AM
@SarahBeninger Chef Ting my favourite. Chuang Tzu, I think.
17/11/2012 5:39 AM
Chlamydia, apocryphal, Squee “@BryceWilkinson: @RealLucyLawless
@Juicexlx damn. u turn me on with such big words! Say some
17/11/2012 5:38 AM
osteoporosis “@BryceWilkinson: @RealLucyLawless @Juicexlx
damn. u turn me on with such big words! Say some more!!!”
17/11/2012 5:34 AM
New Darwinism in relation to Evolutionary Psychology. There is
a biological aspect but concerns mind, morals& societies.
17/11/2012 5:31 AM
evidently not. Been postponed again by the other side.
“@leeev54: @RealLucyLawless Hey Lucy, when r u going to court
again? November 22?”
17/11/2012 5:04 AM
you are too kind. “@PopPETography: @RealLucyLawless I hardly
ever know what ur talking about, but I love you anyway. X”
17/11/2012 4:57 AM
@trevordebus No, it's bec. Ann Coulter (Mrs Coulter from the
phillip Pullman books) denounced Robert Wright as being soft on
17/11/2012 4:56 AM
Priceless! David, you may be the bitterest man on Earth. Thanks
for the laughs! @Silenusthesatyr @bhdaviesuk
17/11/2012 4:48 AM
omg, who are you...Me? “@bhdaviesuk: @Silenusthesatyr @RealLucyLawless
LOL I resisted the urge to purchase it for a friend, David.
17/11/2012 4:47 AM
Si, but listening to those knuckleheads @PartiallyExLife
while sitting a rugby practice, at 8pm, in the rain beats paper.
17/11/2012 4:38 AM
I have no idea but for the record: I have never said Robert
Wright is "an entertainer". Though bestsellers are entertaining
17/11/2012 4:33 AM
@MelissaSantali U R Ded to me.
16/11/2012 11:14 PM
God...when you put it like that, Yeah! “@MissCheivipuss: life
is a bitch.then the worms get what's left.so what is the point.
You tell me?”
16/11/2012 11:13 PM
@omnibish According to E. Psych, we are naturally selected not
to learn certain things. &we seem to have a major aversion to
16/11/2012 10:58 PM
@Juicexlx @RealLucyLawless: The entrails of my goat say I
should read YOUR book. or watch your TED talk. Where can I find
16/11/2012 10:53 PM
@Mighty_Baker no, but hugs anyway.
16/11/2012 7:35 PM
Sorry, not interested in convincing you. Cringe away. “@Juicexlx:
The construct: 'New Darwinism' makes me cringe & the purpose of
16/11/2012 7:27 PM
Bad ladies are Trying to unhinge me.
16/11/2012 4:34 PM
With my homies. Mustn't tweet'n'drink.
16/11/2012 4:33 PM
@cbergner @denmac56 Didn't I correct that? Sorry.
16/11/2012 4:31 PM
I'd love to! If u vote!“@Hurcaneman: @RealLucyLawless Are
you going to the People's Choice Awards this year?I see
@Spartacus is nominated.”
16/11/2012 4:30 PM
On behalf of actresses everywhere: God bless you #HelenHunt!
The Sessions was wonderful!
16/11/2012 4:00 PM
Umm, are you tweeting, wearing a hood, from under the stairs? @BACaporalu
16/11/2012 1:18 PM
Darling, that's your glass ceiling. Must. Break. Thru.
“@SomeNo1: @RealLucyLawless I read your tweets. Does that
16/11/2012 1:15 PM
“Dear B-ollux, and what the hell's wrong with being an
entertainer?@BACaporalu: @RealLucyLawless Apologize4sayingWright
is an entertainer
16/11/2012 1:12 PM
@DarrenMcMahon54 no. You can relax. Our secrets are safe with
16/11/2012 1:07 PM
Podcasts on every imaginable subject, often free online!
Whatever ur interested in, some expert has produced it already.
Google it up.
16/11/2012 1:06 PM
For all those who are too busy or have reading issues, try
for books out loud. enrich y'self while getting errands done
16/11/2012 12:58 PM
Read 'The Moral Animal' by Robert Wright and we'll discuss.
16/11/2012 12:13 PM
@ImiTovia @greenpeacenz You go, Imi Tovia! Marist Women all the
16/11/2012 12:07 PM
I find New Darwinism incredibly freeing. It's the 1st thing
that truly makes sense to me. @PartiallyExLife @capuaresident @robertwrighter
16/11/2012 12:05 PM
You are so kind to take that seriously. I am a true fan of your
work. But hard to give a proper account in 140 characters. @robertwrighter
16/11/2012 11:34 AM
Now it can be told. 'The Onion' names Kim Jong-un the 'sexiest
16/11/2012 6:50 AM
"Love is just a trick that nature plays to get us to
reproduce." Callisto, #Xena:WP #TheMoralAnimal @robertwrighter @PartiallyExLife
16/11/2012 6:08 AM
So true!“@MDarkmoon: *Funs are like police. Once they get
hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth
16/11/2012 5:11 AM
Ginger, Darling, as a bitch, you suck“@gingerisabitch: Wow, u
think B&W.I like 2get to know "why" they're an idiot.always a
16/11/2012 4:52 AM
Evidently, it's to pass on my genes. Basically, I'm done. @robertwrighter
“@Susy1Susy2: @RealLucyLawless what is the purpose of your
16/11/2012 4:43 AM
@Pat214 An oldie but a goodie.
16/11/2012 4:41 AM
No. The coldest. “@indecks: @RealLucyLawless you were the
hottest Cylon ever.”
16/11/2012 4:36 AM
yes! “@MotherJones: Chris Mooney in @TheWeek: Obama should
"show stronger leadership" on #ClimateChange in 2nd term:
16/11/2012 4:33 AM
Lucy's tip of the day: Treat everyone you meet the same...
until you find out they're an idiot.
16/11/2012 4:31 AM
Between 1985 and 95, shrimp farmers used 36 million tones of
wild fish to produce 7.2m tones of shrimp.
15/11/2012 6:37 PM
Shark attacks kill between 8-12 people each year. People kill
between 20-100 million sharks each year.
15/11/2012 6:34 PM
We try to synchronize all our activities. “@happykt: @RealLucyLawless
and @Angie_Harmon Tweeting at the same time ... I'm in heaven”
15/11/2012 4:11 PM
Great article! Church groups at odds on their definitions of
marriage - National - NZ Herald News
15/11/2012 4:05 PM
I Plead 5th “@RealChrisRivers: @RealLucyLawless Rumor says
you're the top pick for your husbands new show Noir? True,
false, plead the 5th?”
15/11/2012 3:58 PM
And alive. “@BACaporalu: @RealLucyLawless Rob Wright is more
seductive than Spinoza or Socrates? Because is younger..?
15/11/2012 2:00 PM
@WalterJP86 oh, I thought you meant if YOU could have conjugals
with them, who would I Choose. Doh!
15/11/2012 1:57 PM
Playing with matches “@QueenElektra: @RealLucyLawless @ShawNicoJ
LMFAOOO how did you burn your eyebrows?”
15/11/2012 1:40 PM
@Chamnesd Up to the State-level
15/11/2012 1:37 PM
Burned off my eyebrows. “@ShawNicoJ: Mad respect, @RealLucyLawless.I
always wanted to do that. #Impressive. #XWP.
15/11/2012 1:36 PM
coz I went back to college and put on the Freshman15! “@MarissaJWinokur:
@RealLucyLawless okay every one Lucy was jealous ! You heard
15/11/2012 1:34 PM
Greeeen with envy. “@MarissaJWinokur: @RealLucyLawless okay
every one Lucy is my best friend she was just...jealous ! You
15/11/2012 1:26 PM
China “@CateTydd: @RealLucyLawless If you could choose to
have one super power, what would it be??”
15/11/2012 1:24 PM
I have become obsessed with the works of Robert Wright. Am
being propelled down a long line of enquiry. A great, great
thinker and writer.
15/11/2012 1:18 PM
@Sophlight @popolabio I am doing #PowerShift Dec.7-9 at
Auckland Uni. mobilize our youth so they can tackle the future
with know how +Vigour
15/11/2012 1:16 PM
@Jeffmw we get it, luv
15/11/2012 1:03 PM
@Jeffmw Or just Babies, Jeff.
15/11/2012 12:44 PM
@juwarrior That dog's name is Fritz.
15/11/2012 12:43 PM
@Anitajo24 @denmac56 @MarissaJWinokur No, I was never worried
about MJ for a second. She has NEVER been better!
15/11/2012 12:42 PM
8 Environmental Rules That Were Too Controversial to Enact
15/11/2012 12:41 PM
@GagasDoll sadly, no.
15/11/2012 12:38 PM
If I want something that tastes like chicken, I'll have...
chicken“@Jewlz82ca: @RealLucyLawless @Jeffmw Don't knock it
till you've tried it”
15/11/2012 12:37 PM
Aka. Dugong. “@Rohantc: @RealLucyLawless @Jeffmw Unicorn meat
is highly prized in some countries.”
15/11/2012 12:36 PM
I finally had to get a new solar company to engineer my panels.
Need more good installers in this country! @gleneckley
15/11/2012 12:34 PM
Yeah, I hate that shit! Quit buyin' it, Foolz! “@Jeffmw: @RealLucyLawless
Are you going to protest against this?
15/11/2012 12:32 PM
@Denmac56 ...that people worry about on account of dramatic
weightloss. Just giving her a thrill!
15/11/2012 12:32 PM
@Denmac56 I'm totally kidding. She's 100% healthy and fabulous.
She just always dreamed of being one of those skinny chicks in
15/11/2012 12:31 PM
Verrry, verrry concerned....@MarissaJWinokur @bl11hannah
15/11/2012 12:12 PM
Huge NZ bio-fuels opportunity from forestry | The National
15/11/2012 12:10 PM
@TheRealZoeBell Zo, somebody mistook me for you yesterday.
14/11/2012 5:15 AM
@LucieHrebekova I do not understand the question.
12/11/2012 6:07 PM
Varroa has been brutal. Way too much stress on hives. @sailvarmint
12/11/2012 5:52 PM
And you're a freakin monkey in athleticwear. “@BonzoTMonkey:
@RealLucyLawless That’s a dog, not a bee!”
12/11/2012 5:51 PM
We lost 2 this year. Beekeeper thinks 3G problematic (?) “@sailvarmint:
@RealLucyLawless Aside from this outrage,are bees dying off in
12/11/2012 5:45 PM
We have six too. “@fannyfed: @RealLucyLawless We currently
have six hives, cool tenants to have in the garden &the honey is
12/11/2012 5:42 PM
$8000 reward. Bees deserve protection everywhere!:
12/11/2012 5:26 PM
Save Bees Everywhere!
12/11/2012 5:16 PM
My Grandfather, Bill Haines and Uncle Malcolm were Haines Honey
in Kaitaia. Granddad is rolling over in his grave about hive
12/11/2012 5:11 PM
$8000 reward to catch saboteurs and thieves attacking North
bees | Northland News | Local News in Northland:
12/11/2012 5:08 PM
@madeleinesami yes, please.
12/11/2012 4:31 PM
@Liam_J_McIntyre @joeynemati @peoplemag Liam, I hear you kicked
ass in the finale. Everyone at STARZ was brought to their knees!
11/11/2012 7:08 PM
Psyched to have knocked off Philosophy exam yesterday. And a
great night was had by all! University of Auckland, NZ
11/11/2012 7:06 PM
@tish919 much love you you and your crew, Brad!
11/11/2012 7:03 PM
@Toby_Ziegler @davidcorndc @motherjones @mittromney Not
distancing himself from 'legit rape' types made the GOP look
like a bunch of creeps
08/11/2012 6:26 AM
@KAViewAskew @msemilyanarchy @gop Does the GOP not love America
ahead of itself? No, Mr McConnell?
07/11/2012 7:04 PM
@JoshWatchinTV Gaylord Texan, can I be your Best Man?!
07/11/2012 7:01 PM
I don't want rights that others don't have. They are not
Untermenschen! “@MotherJones: RT @daveweigel: Minnesota's gay
marriage ban failed.”
07/11/2012 6:59 PM
Can I just say, Gays &Nerds are my life. “@happykt: @RealLucyLawless
You'd make a kick ass US lesbian senator. Just saying! LOL”
07/11/2012 6:44 PM
Who me?! “@Pinkpillow19: @RealLucyLawless Obama, first openly
07/11/2012 5:55 PM
You can say whatever you like, pal. “@Denmac56: @RealLucyLawless
Sorry didn;t mean to jump into serious. :o)”
07/11/2012 3:51 PM
Dont cry, Den. Mitt had Kochs & Murdochs @Denmac56 @drgrist
07/11/2012 3:24 PM
Boom. “@wesalwan: Bang.”
07/11/2012 3:21 PM
what Climate Change?!“@drgrist: Billionaires wasted more
$$trying to get rid of Obama than any reasonablecarbon policy
would havecost them.”
07/11/2012 3:15 PM
Ohmigod, the Brit Hume, Kelley et al. on @Fox are totally
depressed! They are seriously bummed..and now Ohio!
07/11/2012 3:13 PM
@MischievousMack @fanboy1990 Doesn't look like it.
07/11/2012 3:09 PM
@Denmac56 Den, you did vote, right?
07/11/2012 3:00 PM
That's just nutty! “@1DancingCrane: @RealLucyLawless looking
pretty good for people that believe in science and other crazy
07/11/2012 2:57 PM
Super sad day at Uni yesterday. Someone's lovely boy died. We
are all so sorry for his family. #UofA
07/11/2012 2:29 PM
Glued to the election down here in NZ.
07/11/2012 2:22 PM
I find I have a morbid fascination for pregnant ladies. “@stevendeknight:
We like to play the long con! @TheTessaMac @RealLucyLawless”
04/11/2012 7:23 AM
Sorry. Typo: @RealLucyLawless: That might be the best Xena
Cossie I ever saw! @XenaBattleCry #xena #Xenites
04/11/2012 7:22 AM
The US helped my country so much after the Christchurch
earthquake. How could we not step up for #Sandy? @MalekHamad93
03/11/2012 4:24 PM
So is D'Anna and worst of all... Lucretia Batiatus “@Bradt95:
Do you miss Xena Lucy?@RealLucyLawless @XenaBattleCry”
03/11/2012 4:21 PM
She's always with me. “@Bradt95: Do you miss Xena
03/11/2012 4:20 PM
“I'm gonna get me some Tammy Action! @ImGGomez:
@RealLucyLawless I dig your work on #parksandrecriation your
last ep with #ronswanson good.”
03/11/2012 4:20 PM
“@justinbieber: Help #Sandy survivors. Donate @RedCross via
Out of US, goto
03/11/2012 4:18 PM
That might be the best Xena Cassie I ever saw! @XenaBattleCry
03/11/2012 4:12 PM
Welcome back, pal. Love, love,L“@TrabalCreations:
@RealLucyLawless Just got power back. I'm in northern New
Jersey. Food & fuel are scarce.”
03/11/2012 4:04 PM
Excited to be coming back to @parksandrecnbc Got some stiff
competition for Ron's affection. Gonna get nasssty!
02/11/2012 11:27 AM
Big Fun! “@gilded_lady: Anyone want to do the drag queen
bingo event that @BauervanStraten is appearing at? Kinda sounds
02/11/2012 11:22 AM
No, Darlin. But the whole world cares who's US Prez
“@tqdragon: @RealLucyLawless @MotherJones Do you live in NYC
now? I still miss Zena..."
02/11/2012 11:18 AM
@MarissaJWinokur Verrrry worried about you. Hardly recognized
you. Must. Keep. Tabs.
02/11/2012 11:15 AM
Bloomberg: It's No Time for a Climate Skeptic in the White
02/11/2012 11:10 AM
@belleamie47 gosh, thanks! I would never have known that was
02/11/2012 11:00 AM
No, she's my boyfriend. “@femviking1: @RealLucyLawless I
think you mean BFF. BF is boyfriend.”
02/11/2012 6:45 AM
@BryceWilkinson Darling, you are comparing apples and
dragonfruit. I adore them both.
02/11/2012 5:54 AM
Just trying to make my BF's dreams come true. She always
dreamed of this moment! @amazngLee @caspenard @funtymes27
02/11/2012 5:53 AM
01/11/2012 5:17 PM
wait till you hear #Shatoetry! “@jjasminj: @WilliamShatner
Did you know that @RealLucyLawless made me cry?”
01/11/2012 5:15 PM
No. Who are you, MJW? Who are you Reeaally?“@BrookeAnderson:
Do u recognize this woman? @MarissaJWinokur doesn't even
01/11/2012 5:13 PM
Friends majorly concerned about MJ's rapid weightloss.
01/11/2012 5:07 PM
@350 Pow, Totally did already.
01/11/2012 2:50 PM
@jlilest @cnnlive @350 "Instead of buying climate silence, the
fossil fuel industry should be funding climate relief."
01/11/2012 1:14 PM
I dunno. Uncoolness is my cross to bear. “@NektariaSAYS:
@RealLucyLawless Why are you not as amazingly cool and you
should be :S”
01/11/2012 1:09 PM
Piers, authorities criticized for not putting in infrastructure
but until now, they have not been given a mandate to prioritize.
01/11/2012 1:04 PM
#Sandy -Dang, the Hippies were right all along! @350
01/11/2012 1:00 PM
The next superstorm will be badder than the Whore of Babylon
“@joeynemati: @RealLucyLawless Who's more badass, Lucretia or
01/11/2012 12:57 PM
O.M.G “@kate_sheppard: Shit, "Days Without A GOP Rape
Mention" is back down to zero.
01/11/2012 9:19 AM
Watch: Clinton Calls Romney's Bluff on Climate Change
01/11/2012 9:17 AM
Easy template, upload thru Govt website “@GreenpeaceNZ:
Don’t let the Govt Sneak in Nasty New Mining Law Changes -No:
01/11/2012 9:15 AM
All my heartfelt best wishes to my friends being battered by
#Sandy and aftermath. #Love #NYC Love, love, love, Lucy
01/11/2012 7:00 AM
@spencerwinters Morbid curiosity.
30/10/2012 8:59 PM
U.T.A. “@Danni9292Hill: @reallucylawless, stop dogging
every1. Thats not cool. delete twitter and dog the real world.
Thats my complaint.”
30/10/2012 8:50 PM
Earl Grey, aka.'Grandma's Undies'“@Cammy_slater:
@RealLucyLawless come to England& I'll make u a nice pot of Earl
30/10/2012 8:21 PM