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2012

NOVEMBER


 
 chur, twer. I appreciate that. “@Mariska4evah: @RealLucyLawless hi Lucy, jus wannr say i got my tattoo without ur name,, chur.xx”
 26/11/2012 5:20 PM
 
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https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/272947817419534336)
 
 
 @AlBernstein Hercules, actually. But for some reason he made me laugh. We would go out for Cuban food together.
 26/11/2012 4:44 PM
 
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https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/272938804543897602)
 
 
 @AlBernstein Al, do you know John Shulian?sports writer esp of boxing.
 26/11/2012 4:34 PM
 
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https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/272936421705273344)
 
 
 @AlBernstein @denmac56 HowardStern asked qtns like: Is it true u like beating your wife? Only regarding aberrant sex. #HowardStern
 26/11/2012 4:14 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/272931298220339200)
 
 
 @DrPattySue No, it's Cosmides, Tooby and Robert Wright all the way for me right now. And thank-you. Was good.
 26/11/2012 3:29 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/272920039097786370)
 
 
 I have 5 brothers so it was same ole, same ole to me. “@Denmac56: @RealLucyLawless I always thought that Stern was a less than funny bully.”
 26/11/2012 3:27 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/272919453078003714)
 
 
 @BonzoTMonkey A Present for you: A British woman was fined for calling her Kiwi neighbour a "stupid fat Australian."
http://t.co/BM7TZTT9”
 26/11/2012 3:26 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/272919263097008130)
 
 
 In those days he just called it his 'lap'.“@toastietotes: @RealLucyLawless surprised he didn't try to put you in that tickle chair!”
 26/11/2012 3:15 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/272916412912238593)
 
 
 Was so green, didn't know who Howard Stern was. I left! “@chitownjayc: @lucylawlessnet @RealLucyLawless Ddnt rattle Lucy like he wanted."
 26/11/2012 2:14 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/272901110212218880)
 
 
 That is some UGLY sh*t: “@SheriSandybanks: Plz sign petition+RT #Uganda
http://t.co/m8fgC33O  @NathanFillion @RealLucyLawless @TheEllenShow
 23/11/2012 4:25 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271846995629600769)
 
 
 @21creatures @realjonlovitz  Say it ain't so! Jon-Jon, you're a lover, not a Hater, right?
 23/11/2012 4:22 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271846235646857217)
 
 
 @FREAK2020 well, I would think they are a major player in 'Peace in Israel', wouldn't you say?
 23/11/2012 11:09 AM
 
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https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271767301571878912)
 
 
 @EhOhKae No, I really was. But for your lack of faith, fuggedaboudit.
 22/11/2012 6:43 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271519186856067072)
 
 
 @BryceWilkinson @hilitkranenburg I am surrounded by #volcanoes. There is one outside my bedroom window. Any minute now...
 22/11/2012 9:06 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271374103506718723)
 
 
 @hilitkranenburg What happens in the Middle East may affect all of us. The whole world needs a lasting peace in Israel.
 22/11/2012 8:45 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271368890263678976)
 
 
 Poor widdle Shell should be left to destroy the #Arctic in peace: “@lucylawlessnet: #SaveTheArctic 
http://t.co/tFEDb6fd @GreenpeaceNZ ”
 22/11/2012 8:42 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271367923736670208)
 
 
 @hilitkranenburg Oh, no. We see it.
 22/11/2012 6:57 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271341654215106562)
 
 
 Take a moment: “@wesalwan: This is amazing.
http://t.co/nGQ4gFmB”
 21/11/2012 6:58 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271160559259484160)
 
 
 Cripes The Hobbit PR machine in overdrive! “@SparkyGalCSI68: hey @RealLucyLawless  'Mt Doom' about to blow?
 
http://t.co/aMaZTdrD” #Hobbit
 21/11/2012 5:04 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271132075548082176)
 
 
 If we achieve carbon neutral farms, we will have healthier waterways, soil & premium products the world craves. @traceyrcooper @dairycocky
 21/11/2012 2:12 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271088702904737792)
 
 
 @traceyrcooper @dairycocky Tracey, I love you but you're wrong. Farmers love their stock and land. But prices are low and change expensive.
 21/11/2012 2:05 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271086915598553088)
 
 
 @Jeffmw @dairycocky I don't see that happening though, Jeff. Seems rugged individuals like you are the only hope.
 21/11/2012 2:00 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271085629096472577)
 
 
 @matt27776 @dairycocky I think we can all agree on that.
 21/11/2012 1:59 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271085288237969408)
 
 
 Farmers are the primary custodians of our land. They WANT the soil to be healthy, right? NZ Ag scientists need $$$! #nzscience  @dairycocky
 21/11/2012 1:35 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271079389318496256)
 
 
 Even if that were true, it doesn't make Climate Change less real. Moving towards carbon-neutrality is the only way to go. @dairycocky
 21/11/2012 1:35 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/271079366019129344)
 
 
 This guy is my Kiwi hero! Rod Oram, thank-you so much for your unfailing decency:
https://t.co/syBSWfZY
 20/11/2012 7:49 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/270811118765740032)
 
 
 “@GreenpeaceNZ: World Bank issues calls for action on climate change
http://t.co/oCU0mJO7 via @nathanargent #climate” #science #economy
 20/11/2012 7:18 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/270803268416970753)
 
 
 @EdwardOReilly1 @adi_15 now Grief on each side "...From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean."
 18/11/2012 3:12 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/270016485034962944)
 
 
 @ColtGustafson @williamshatner @carrieffisher He doesn't have the Squee.
 18/11/2012 1:54 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269997069966643200)
 
 
 @JujuDeRoussie The old salts in NZ came out saying #NobleDiscoverer is a deathtrap.Not fit for any purpose, let alone drilling the #Arctic
 18/11/2012 7:59 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269907728217034753)
 
 
 @adi_15  I am opposed to all violence. It's not politics. It's a human urge to nurture&protect. Doesn't matter if u are Hutu, Maori or Jew.
 18/11/2012 7:56 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269906981920321537)
 
 
 Yep, the Rig we occupied: #Deathtrap Noble Discoverer: Misfortune strikes again for Shell Oilrig returning from Arctic. #UKf2zHchJIg.twitter
 18/11/2012 7:49 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269905047356329984)
 
 
 @ChoudharyAdil and fankly, Adil, that was a stupid question.
 18/11/2012 7:36 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269901760972345344)
 
 
 @ChoudharyAdil No, I am imagining myself, baby in arms trying to find a place of safety but every door is barred. No food/ money/ shelter.
 18/11/2012 7:34 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269901329529458688)
 
 
 Cripes, where would you hide? “@guardianworld: Gazans in frantic hunt for safety as Israeli forces prepare to invade
http://t.co/ZlN396XD
 18/11/2012 7:24 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269898832605741057)
 
 
 Jeff-Baby! How I missed u “@Jeffmw: @RealLucyLawless im sure the left in the US media never does that Ed shultz Bill Mahar Christ Matthews”
 17/11/2012 4:36 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269675318682460160)
 
 
 A fear of things with 150 feet? “@BryceWilkinson: @BryceWilkinson @RealLucyLawless   I have sesquipedalophobia”
 17/11/2012 4:31 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269674222589202433)
 
 
 Mrs Coulter lives/loves to hate: Ann Coulter on Twitter: Obama 'Retard' Insult Repeats In New Post - Hollywood Reporter
http://t.co/Hy48YY2C
 17/11/2012 3:59 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269665982841249792)
 
 
 @keithgrigsby But Wright's work on the subject is the most accessible and enjoyable read by far.
 17/11/2012 3:20 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269656168002117632)
 
 
 Thought of the day comes from the great Heideggerian sage, #RuPaul: "You're born in the body you're born in, and everything else is Drag."
 17/11/2012 3:17 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269655557693140992)
 
 
 @keithgrigsby Don't get hungup on "New Darwinism", it's E. Psych. enjoy Laland&Brown/ B&D Charlesworth's Evolution/The Templeton Foundation.
 17/11/2012 3:14 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269654723861307393)
 
 
 @Denmac56 @carlo_reissmann Keep your hair on, Den. He was just joshing. A jape, Suh!
 17/11/2012 5:52 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269513267649597440)
 
 
 @Juicexlx Read deeper. I don't think you will find a more compassionate guide on where to go from here. Honest.
 The Moral Animal.
 17/11/2012 5:51 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269512963919065088)
 
 
 yeah, coz other people's dreams are always SO interesting. “@Carlo_Reissmann: and now let's talk about The interpretation of dreams. Freud)”
 17/11/2012 5:44 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269511168069091329)
 
 
 @SarahBeninger Chef Ting my favourite. Chuang Tzu, I think.
 17/11/2012 5:39 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269510079584301056)
 
 
 Chlamydia, apocryphal, Squee “@BryceWilkinson: @RealLucyLawless @Juicexlx damn. u turn me on with such big words! Say some more!!!”
 17/11/2012 5:38 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269509678067752960)
 
 
 osteoporosis “@BryceWilkinson: @RealLucyLawless @Juicexlx damn. u turn me on with such big words! Say some more!!!”
 17/11/2012 5:34 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269508781099085824)
 
 
 New Darwinism in relation to Evolutionary Psychology. There is a biological aspect but concerns mind, morals& societies.
 @Juicexlx
 17/11/2012 5:31 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269507910835523585)
 
 
 evidently not. Been postponed again by the other side. “@leeev54: @RealLucyLawless Hey Lucy, when r u going to court again? November 22?”
 17/11/2012 5:04 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269501197281546241)
 
 
 you are too kind. “@PopPETography: @RealLucyLawless I hardly ever know what ur talking about, but I love you anyway. X”
 17/11/2012 4:57 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269499390597681152)
 
 
 @trevordebus No, it's bec. Ann Coulter (Mrs Coulter from the phillip Pullman books) denounced Robert Wright as being soft on terrorists.
 17/11/2012 4:56 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269499211488309248)
 
 
 Priceless! David, you may be the bitterest man on Earth. Thanks for the laughs! @Silenusthesatyr @bhdaviesuk
 17/11/2012 4:48 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269497157495697408)
 
 
 omg, who are you...Me? “@bhdaviesuk: @Silenusthesatyr @RealLucyLawless LOL I resisted the urge to purchase it for a friend, David. :)”
 17/11/2012 4:47 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269496841828196352)
 
 
 Si, but listening to those knuckleheads  @PartiallyExLife  while sitting a rugby practice, at 8pm, in the rain beats paper. @DCA1997
 17/11/2012 4:38 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269494753291284480)
 
 
 I have no idea  but for the record: I have never said Robert Wright is "an entertainer". Though bestsellers are  entertaining @trevordebus
 17/11/2012 4:33 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269493441942155265)
 
 
 @MelissaSantali U R Ded to me.
 16/11/2012 11:14 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269413128587071488)
 
 
 God...when you put it like that, Yeah! “@MissCheivipuss: life is a bitch.then the worms get what's left.so what is the point. You tell me?”
 16/11/2012 11:13 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269412776177455104)
 
 
 @omnibish According to E. Psych, we are naturally selected not to learn certain things. &we seem to have a major aversion to disenchantment.
 16/11/2012 10:58 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269409188608892928)
 
 
 @Juicexlx @RealLucyLawless: The entrails of my goat say I should read YOUR  book. or watch your TED talk. Where can I find them again?
 16/11/2012 10:53 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269407966980100096)
 
 
 @Mighty_Baker no, but hugs anyway.
 16/11/2012 7:35 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269358020004302848)
 
 
 Sorry, not interested in convincing you. Cringe away. “@Juicexlx: The construct: 'New Darwinism' makes me cringe & the purpose of natural...
 16/11/2012 7:27 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269356098287452160)
 
 
 Bad ladies are Trying to unhinge me.
http://t.co/IBJuXv1m
 16/11/2012 4:34 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269312567321718784)
 
 
 With my homies. Mustn't tweet'n'drink.
 16/11/2012 4:33 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269312118262734848)
 
 
 @cbergner @denmac56 Didn't I correct that? Sorry.
 16/11/2012 4:31 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269311780864548864)
 
 
 I'd love to!  If u vote!“@Hurcaneman: @RealLucyLawless Are you going to the People's Choice Awards this year?I see @Spartacus is nominated.”
 16/11/2012 4:30 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269311437929852928)
 
 
 On behalf of actresses everywhere: God bless you #HelenHunt! The Sessions was wonderful!
 16/11/2012 4:00 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269303823196098561)
 
 
 Umm, are you tweeting, wearing a hood, from under the stairs? @BACaporalu
 16/11/2012 1:18 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269263138371809282)
 
 
 Darling, that's your glass ceiling. Must. Break. Thru. “@SomeNo1: @RealLucyLawless I read your tweets. Does that count? Jk.”
 16/11/2012 1:15 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269262303319425027)
 
 
 “Dear B-ollux, and what the hell's wrong with being an entertainer?@BACaporalu: @RealLucyLawless Apologize4sayingWright is an entertainer
 16/11/2012 1:12 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269261654007615488)
 
 
 @DarrenMcMahon54 no. You can relax. Our secrets are safe with me.
 16/11/2012 1:07 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269260442654887936)
 
 
 Podcasts on every imaginable subject, often free online! Whatever ur interested in, some expert has produced it already. Google it up.
 16/11/2012 1:06 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269260241244418048)
 
 
 For all those who are too busy or have reading issues, try
http://t.co/I65XCbgF for books out loud. enrich y'self while getting errands done
 16/11/2012 12:58 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269258161955934208)
 
 
 Read 'The Moral Animal' by Robert Wright and we'll discuss. @dreamchaser2322
 16/11/2012 12:13 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269246719823314944)
 
 
 @ImiTovia @greenpeacenz You go, Imi Tovia! Marist Women all the way.
 16/11/2012 12:07 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269245229763276800)
 
 
 I find New Darwinism incredibly freeing. It's the 1st thing that truly makes sense to me. @PartiallyExLife @capuaresident @robertwrighter
 16/11/2012 12:05 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269244794147069953)
 
 
 You are so kind to take that seriously. I am a true fan of your work. But hard to give a proper account in 140 characters.  @robertwrighter
 16/11/2012 11:34 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269236921648181248)
 
 
 Now it can be told. 'The Onion' names Kim Jong-un the 'sexiest man alive'
http://t.co/yCXFMLTJ via @EW
 16/11/2012 6:50 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269165440700399616)
 
 
 "Love is just a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce." Callisto, #Xena:WP #TheMoralAnimal @robertwrighter @PartiallyExLife
 16/11/2012 6:08 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269154991539908608)
 
 
 So true!“@MDarkmoon: *Funs are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you.”
 16/11/2012 5:11 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269140663482871808)
 
 
 Ginger, Darling, as a bitch, you suck“@gingerisabitch: Wow, u think B&W.I like 2get to know "why" they're an idiot.always a backstory”
 16/11/2012 4:52 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269135795024166912)
 
 
 Evidently, it's to pass on my genes. Basically, I'm done. @robertwrighter “@Susy1Susy2: @RealLucyLawless what is the purpose of your life?”
 16/11/2012 4:43 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269133562253545472)
 
 
 @Pat214 An oldie but a goodie.
 16/11/2012 4:41 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269132974325391360)
 
 
 No. The coldest. “@indecks: @RealLucyLawless you were the hottest Cylon ever.”
 16/11/2012 4:36 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269131782409031680)
 
 
 yes! “@MotherJones: Chris Mooney in @TheWeek:  Obama should "show stronger leadership" on #ClimateChange in 2nd term:
http://t.co/D3XyU3AD”
 16/11/2012 4:33 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269130963550892032)
 
 
 Lucy's tip of the day: Treat everyone you meet the same... until you find out they're an idiot.
 16/11/2012 4:31 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/269130589620285440)
 
 
 Between 1985 and 95, shrimp farmers used 36 million tones of wild fish to produce 7.2m tones of shrimp.
http://t.co/uatirgmh via @gpph
 15/11/2012 6:37 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268981072765788160)
 
 
 Shark attacks kill between 8-12 people each year. People kill between 20-100 million sharks each year.
http://t.co/uatirgmh via @gpph
 15/11/2012 6:34 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268980263772647425)
 
 
 We try to synchronize all our activities. “@happykt: @RealLucyLawless and @Angie_Harmon Tweeting at the same time ... I'm in heaven”
 15/11/2012 4:11 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268944403199053824)
 
 
 Great article! Church groups at odds on their definitions of marriage - National - NZ Herald News
http://t.co/u24WnDlD via @nzherald
 15/11/2012 4:05 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268942722763743232)
 
 
 I Plead 5th “@RealChrisRivers: @RealLucyLawless Rumor says you're the top pick for your husbands new show Noir? True, false, plead the 5th?”
 15/11/2012 3:58 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268941055792123904)
 
 
 And alive. “@BACaporalu: @RealLucyLawless Rob Wright is more seductive than Spinoza or Socrates? Because is younger..?
 15/11/2012 2:00 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268911299168186368)
 
 
 @WalterJP86 oh, I thought you meant if YOU could have conjugals with them, who would I Choose. Doh!
 15/11/2012 1:57 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268910682139938817)
 
 
 Playing with matches “@QueenElektra: @RealLucyLawless @ShawNicoJ LMFAOOO how did you burn your eyebrows?”
 15/11/2012 1:40 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268906275599966208)
 
 
 @Chamnesd Up to the State-level
 15/11/2012 1:37 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268905445756919810)
 
 
 Burned off my eyebrows. “@ShawNicoJ: Mad respect, @RealLucyLawless.I always wanted to do that. #Impressive. #XWP.
http://t.co/Ktj2FyoZ”
 15/11/2012 1:36 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268905305566478336)
 
 
 coz I went back to college and put on the Freshman15! “@MarissaJWinokur: @RealLucyLawless okay every one Lucy was jealous ! You heard me!!”
 15/11/2012 1:34 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268904733777997824)
 
 
 Greeeen with envy. “@MarissaJWinokur: @RealLucyLawless okay every one Lucy is my best friend she was just...jealous ! You heard me!!”
 15/11/2012 1:26 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268902734688821249)
 
 
 China “@CateTydd: @RealLucyLawless If you could choose to have one super power, what would it be??”
 15/11/2012 1:24 PM
 
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https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268902215358509056)
 
 
 I have become obsessed with the works of Robert Wright. Am being propelled down a long line of enquiry. A great, great thinker and writer.
 15/11/2012 1:18 PM
 
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https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268900737537421312)
 
 
 @Sophlight @popolabio I am doing #PowerShift Dec.7-9 at Auckland Uni. mobilize our youth so they can tackle the future with know how +Vigour
 15/11/2012 1:16 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268900213241032704)
 
 
 @Jeffmw we get it, luv
 15/11/2012 1:03 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268896877183918080)
 
 
 @Jeffmw Or just Babies, Jeff.
 15/11/2012 12:44 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268892167873888256)
 
 
 @juwarrior That dog's name is Fritz.
 15/11/2012 12:43 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268891955889586176)
 
 
 @Anitajo24 @denmac56 @MarissaJWinokur No, I was never worried about MJ for a second. She has NEVER been better!
 15/11/2012 12:42 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268891792232030208)
 
 
 8 Environmental Rules That Were Too Controversial to Enact Pre-Election
http://t.co/yw8SUEe2 via @motherjones
 15/11/2012 12:41 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268891375708274688)
 
 
 @GagasDoll sadly, no.
 15/11/2012 12:38 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268890647228997632)
 
 
 If I want something that tastes like chicken, I'll have... chicken“@Jewlz82ca: @RealLucyLawless @Jeffmw Don't knock it till you've tried it”
 15/11/2012 12:37 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268890450230919168)
 
 
 Aka. Dugong. “@Rohantc: @RealLucyLawless @Jeffmw Unicorn meat is highly prized in some countries.”
 15/11/2012 12:36 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268890123695976448)
 
 
 I finally had to get a new solar company to engineer my panels. Need more good  installers in this country! @gleneckley
 15/11/2012 12:34 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268889643695607809)
 
 
 Yeah, I hate that shit! Quit buyin' it, Foolz! “@Jeffmw: @RealLucyLawless Are you going to protest against this?
http://t.co/zgT8LB8k”
 15/11/2012 12:32 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268889269966340096)
 
 
 @Denmac56 ...that people worry about on account of dramatic weightloss. Just giving her a thrill!
 15/11/2012 12:32 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268889113686581249)
 
 
 @Denmac56 I'm totally kidding. She's 100% healthy and fabulous. She just always dreamed of being one of those skinny chicks in the mags...
 15/11/2012 12:31 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268888873629798400)
 
 
 Verrry, verrry concerned....@MarissaJWinokur @bl11hannah @bl11olivia
 15/11/2012 12:12 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268884148725366784)
 
 
 Huge NZ bio-fuels opportunity from forestry | The National Business Review
http://t.co/7LTkk1An via @sharethis
 15/11/2012 12:10 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268883612445835264)
 
 
 @TheRealZoeBell Zo, somebody mistook me for you yesterday.
 14/11/2012 5:15 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/268416737043701760)
 
 
 @LucieHrebekova I do not understand the question.
 12/11/2012 6:07 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/267886344662028288)
 
 
 Varroa has been brutal. Way too much stress on hives. @sailvarmint
 12/11/2012 5:52 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/267882639627780096)
 
 
 And you're a freakin monkey in athleticwear. “@BonzoTMonkey: @RealLucyLawless That’s a dog, not a bee!”
 12/11/2012 5:51 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/267882167303012352)
 
 
 We lost 2 this year. Beekeeper thinks 3G problematic (?) “@sailvarmint: @RealLucyLawless Aside from this outrage,are bees dying off in NZ?”
 12/11/2012 5:45 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/267880773741338624)
 
 
 We have six too. “@fannyfed: @RealLucyLawless  We currently have six hives, cool tenants to have in the garden &the honey is beautiful.”
 12/11/2012 5:42 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/267880148592914432)
 
 
 $8000 reward. Bees deserve protection everywhere!:
http://t.co/0T42UPHN
 12/11/2012 5:26 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/267876098543611904)
 
 
 Save Bees Everywhere!
http://t.co/Kmcp4HmB
 12/11/2012 5:16 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/267873550701051904)
 
 
 My Grandfather, Bill Haines and Uncle Malcolm were Haines Honey in Kaitaia. Granddad is rolling over in his grave about hive sabotage. #Tapu
 12/11/2012 5:11 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/267872303294074881)
 
 
 $8000 reward to catch saboteurs and thieves attacking North bees | Northland News | Local News in Northland:
http://t.co/GQbJGKFa
 12/11/2012 5:08 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/267871520825679872)
 
 
 @madeleinesami yes, please.
 12/11/2012 4:31 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/267862178336493568)
 
 
 @Liam_J_McIntyre @joeynemati @peoplemag Liam, I hear you kicked ass in the finale. Everyone at STARZ was brought to their knees! Great work.
 11/11/2012 7:08 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/267539279163555842)
 
 
 Psyched to have knocked off Philosophy exam yesterday. And a great night was had by all! University of Auckland, NZ
 11/11/2012 7:06 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/267538891802808320)
 
 
 @tish919 much love you you and your crew, Brad!
 11/11/2012 7:03 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/267537985262735360)
 
 
 @Toby_Ziegler @davidcorndc @motherjones @mittromney Not distancing himself from 'legit rape' types made the GOP look like a bunch of creeps
 08/11/2012 6:26 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266260408212549635)
 
 
 @KAViewAskew @msemilyanarchy @gop Does the GOP not love America ahead of itself? No, Mr McConnell?
 07/11/2012 7:04 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266088744413696000)
 
 
 @JoshWatchinTV Gaylord Texan, can I be your Best Man?!
 07/11/2012 7:01 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266087919683526656)
 
 
 I don't want rights that others don't have. They are not Untermenschen! “@MotherJones: RT @daveweigel: Minnesota's gay marriage ban failed.”
 07/11/2012 6:59 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266087488907530240)
 
 
 Can I just say, Gays &Nerds are my life. “@happykt: @RealLucyLawless You'd make a kick ass US lesbian senator. Just saying! LOL”
 07/11/2012 6:44 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266083730697904128)
 
 
 Who me?! “@Pinkpillow19: @RealLucyLawless Obama, first openly lesbian senator”
 07/11/2012 5:55 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266071324957503488)
 
 
 You can say whatever you like, pal. “@Denmac56: @RealLucyLawless Sorry didn;t mean to jump into serious.  :o)”
 07/11/2012 3:51 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266040200206102529)
 
 
 Dont cry, Den. Mitt had Kochs & Murdochs   @Denmac56 @drgrist
 07/11/2012 3:24 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266033446630076416)
 
 
 Boom. “@wesalwan: Bang.”
 07/11/2012 3:21 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266032689541419010)
 
 
 what Climate Change?!“@drgrist: Billionaires wasted more $$trying to get rid of Obama than any reasonablecarbon policy would havecost them.”
 07/11/2012 3:15 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266031110180442112)
 
 
 Ohmigod, the Brit Hume, Kelley et al. on @Fox are totally depressed! They are seriously bummed..and now Ohio!
 07/11/2012 3:13 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266030713755807744)
 
 
 @MischievousMack @fanboy1990 Doesn't look like it.
 07/11/2012 3:09 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266029540403470336)
 
 
 @Denmac56 Den, you did vote, right?
 07/11/2012 3:00 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266027234597408768)
 
 
 That's just nutty! “@1DancingCrane: @RealLucyLawless looking pretty good for people that believe in science and other crazy modern concepts”
 07/11/2012 2:57 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266026517631467521)
 
 
 Super sad day at Uni yesterday. Someone's lovely boy died. We are all so sorry for his family. #UofA
 07/11/2012 2:29 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266019501391376384)
 
 
 Glued to the election down here in NZ.
 07/11/2012 2:22 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/266017759513690112)
 
 
 I find I have a morbid fascination for pregnant ladies. “@stevendeknight: We like to play the long con!  @TheTessaMac @RealLucyLawless”
 04/11/2012 7:23 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264825035594801152)
 
 
 Sorry. Typo: @RealLucyLawless: That might be the best Xena Cossie I ever saw! @XenaBattleCry #xena #Xenites
 04/11/2012 7:22 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264824801892368386)
 
 
 The US helped my country so much after the Christchurch earthquake. How could we not step up for #Sandy? @MalekHamad93
 03/11/2012 4:24 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264598782367379457)
 
 
 So is D'Anna and worst of all... Lucretia Batiatus “@Bradt95: Do you miss Xena Lucy?@RealLucyLawless @XenaBattleCry” #Spartacus #BSG
 03/11/2012 4:21 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264598199241687040)
 
 
 She's always with me. “@Bradt95: Do you miss Xena Lucy?@RealLucyLawless @XenaBattleCry”
 03/11/2012 4:20 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264597875852460032)
 
 
 “I'm gonna get me some Tammy Action! @ImGGomez: @RealLucyLawless I dig your work on #parksandrecriation your last ep with #ronswanson good.”
 03/11/2012 4:20 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264597776321613824)
 
 
 “@justinbieber: Help #Sandy survivors. Donate @RedCross via @iTunesMusic at
http://t.co/vM7oSgBK. Out of US, goto http://t.co/c8vco84Q”
 03/11/2012 4:18 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264597352663363585)
 
 
 That might be the best Xena Cassie I ever saw! @XenaBattleCry #xena #Xenites
 03/11/2012 4:12 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264595935823282176)
 
 
 Welcome back, pal. Love, love,L“@TrabalCreations: @RealLucyLawless Just got power back. I'm in northern New Jersey. Food & fuel are scarce.”
 03/11/2012 4:04 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264593993147494400)
 
 
 Excited to be coming back to @parksandrecnbc Got some stiff competition for Ron's affection. Gonna get nasssty!
 02/11/2012 11:27 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264161664813907968)
 
 
 Big Fun! “@gilded_lady: Anyone want to do the drag queen bingo event that @BauervanStraten is appearing at? Kinda sounds fun XD”
 02/11/2012 11:22 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264160546448883712)
 
 
 No, Darlin. But the whole world cares who's US Prez “@tqdragon: @RealLucyLawless @MotherJones Do you live in NYC now? I still miss Zena..."
 02/11/2012 11:18 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264159398191042560)
 
 
 @MarissaJWinokur Verrrry worried about you. Hardly recognized you. Must. Keep. Tabs.
 02/11/2012 11:15 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264158719422652416)
 
 
 Bloomberg: It's No Time for a Climate Skeptic in the White House
http://t.co/1Uof5xuw via @motherjones
 02/11/2012 11:10 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264157393166938112)
 
 
 @belleamie47 gosh, thanks! I would never have known that was there.
 02/11/2012 11:00 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264154932159053825)
 
 
 No, she's my boyfriend. “@femviking1: @RealLucyLawless I think you mean BFF. BF is boyfriend.”
 02/11/2012 6:45 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264090806007242753)
 
 
 @BryceWilkinson Darling, you are comparing apples and dragonfruit. I adore them both.
 02/11/2012 5:54 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264078043398680576)
 
 
 Just trying to make my BF's dreams come true. She always dreamed of this moment! @amazngLee @caspenard @funtymes27 @marissajwinokur
 02/11/2012 5:53 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/264077641257189377)
 
 
 @funtymes27 Totally.
 01/11/2012 5:17 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263887508218191872)
 
 
 wait till you hear #Shatoetry! “@jjasminj: @WilliamShatner Did you know that @RealLucyLawless made me cry?”
 01/11/2012 5:15 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263887041589288960)
 
 
 No. Who are you, MJW? Who are you Reeaally?“@BrookeAnderson: Do u recognize this woman? @MarissaJWinokur doesn't even recognize herself!
 01/11/2012 5:13 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263886362070114304)
 
 
 Friends majorly concerned about MJ's rapid weightloss. @BrookeAnderson @marissajwinokur
 01/11/2012 5:07 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263885042604986370)
 
 
 @350 Pow, Totally did already.
 01/11/2012 2:50 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263850468680290304)
 
 
 @jlilest @cnnlive @350 "Instead of buying climate silence, the fossil fuel industry should be funding climate relief."
 01/11/2012 1:14 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263826341512753153)
 
 
 I dunno. Uncoolness is my cross to bear. “@NektariaSAYS: @RealLucyLawless Why are you not as amazingly cool and you should be :S”
 01/11/2012 1:09 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263825060345823232)
 
 
 Piers, authorities criticized for not putting in infrastructure but until now, they have not been given a mandate to prioritize. @CNNLive
 01/11/2012 1:04 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263823819893006337)
 
 
 #Sandy -Dang, the Hippies were right all along! @350 @GreenpeaceNZ @TheOnion
 01/11/2012 1:00 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263822711036444674)
 
 
 The next superstorm will be badder than the Whore of Babylon “@joeynemati: @RealLucyLawless Who's more badass, Lucretia or Hurrican #Sandy?”
 01/11/2012 12:57 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263822008016568320)
 
 
 O.M.G “@kate_sheppard: Shit, "Days Without A GOP Rape Mention" is back down to zero.
http://t.co/5sefhPZN”
 01/11/2012 9:19 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263767278603104257)
 
 
 Watch: Clinton Calls Romney's Bluff on Climate Change
http://t.co/nxdkMwTa via @motherjones
 01/11/2012 9:17 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263766646831869952)
 
 
 Easy template, upload thru Govt website “@GreenpeaceNZ: Don’t let the Govt Sneak in Nasty New Mining Law Changes -No:
http://t.co/CEKOEJQB
 01/11/2012 9:15 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263766208552255490)
 
 
 All my heartfelt best wishes to my friends being battered by #Sandy and aftermath. #Love #NYC Love, love, love, Lucy
 01/11/2012 7:00 AM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263732111528304640)
 
 
 @spencerwinters Morbid curiosity.
 30/10/2012 8:59 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263218578185146368)
 
 
 U.T.A. “@Danni9292Hill: @reallucylawless, stop dogging every1. Thats not cool. delete twitter and dog the real world. Thats my complaint.”
 30/10/2012 8:50 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263216419574005760)
 
 
 Earl Grey, aka.'Grandma's Undies'“@Cammy_slater: @RealLucyLawless come to England& I'll make u a nice pot of Earl Grey #TeaSolvesEverything”
 30/10/2012 8:21 PM
 
 (Source:
https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/statuses/263208898213842945)