I demand a recount. “@RonanFarrow:
Today, we are all pregnant with Kanye's baby.”
31/12/2012 6:49 PM
@RealLucyLawless @joeynemati @vivabianca I'm going to have to
change all the names, but by god, did we laugh! Good times.
31/12/2012 6:14 PM
That was a wild and silly night. You boys were very sweet. “@AdamTopherHunt:
@RealLucyLawless Loved hanging out with you at the Abbey"
31/12/2012 6:11 PM
One day, I'm gonna write a book. We were terrible, Muriel! “@joeynemati:
@RealLucyLawless @VivaBianca Lucretia and Ilithyia together
31/12/2012 6:07 PM
Bec often u don't ask qtns I feel I need to answer. “@BeqirArslanca:
@RealLucyLawless why it is too hard to get a tweet from you?”
31/12/2012 5:59 PM
@RealLucyLawless @wesalwan The article, I mean. (You, Wes, make
31/12/2012 5:57 PM
@wesalwan makes my heart hurt
31/12/2012 5:55 PM
Lovely. Hope to see you soon. Maybe NYC? @VivaBianca
31/12/2012 5:55 PM
I was just green over her bare feet&midriff thru the NZ winter.
“@DelennDax7: were u jealous that Gabrielle got new outfits &
31/12/2012 10:46 AM
What other attitude is there to have? HNY, Al. “@AlBernstein:
@RealLucyLawless a wonderful tweet-- Hope it is for all &
for the #EARTH
31/12/2012 9:13 AM
Now that would be something. “@bsoltis: @RealLucyLawless Why ?
Is Xena coming back :-)”
31/12/2012 7:23 AM
@wesalwan To you too! Was watching #FoxNews protracting the
'Fiscal Cliff-hanger'. it put me in mind of Dale Carnegie's
31/12/2012 7:16 AM
And Happy New Year, lunatics! I have high hopes for 2013 being
the best of our lives so far.
31/12/2012 7:07 AM
@VivaBianca V! Am readin the Gabriel Garcia Marquez book u gave
me. Gorgeous! Thanks so much. And Happy New Year, wherever you
31/12/2012 6:59 AM
@wesalwan Seriously, Wes, you find the most interesting stuff on
31/12/2012 6:21 AM
Hey, that's my boat!: More trouble 4 Noble Discoverer serious
discrepancies in safety and pollution...
29/12/2012 6:44 AM
Fede Alvarez is my fave director right now “@leeev54: @RealLucyLawless
The director of Evil Dead is from my country, Uruguay
28/12/2012 4:24 PM
It is very, very difficult to find a project/role that tops or
even equals the last. Driven to scare myself. @amazngLee
28/12/2012 3:20 PM
I hope to have news in the next few weeks. Ta. “@OaOChrisCollins:
@RealLucyLawless When do we get to see you back on tv in a
28/12/2012 2:24 PM
It's a curious thing. x “@VaniaLferreira: @GabyTurunen so many
people who love her, and she'll just respond to these insults!
28/12/2012 9:09 AM
Don't miss: “@JoelAchenbach: Achenblog,prepping for
Bloggingheads chat with @robertwrighter ponders 2012 and 2013:
28/12/2012 9:04 AM
“@yulisalarompeto: @GabyTurunen gurl plis yhu ont nknow
shit” So angry, Yulisa! Tell us the shit yhu nknow.
28/12/2012 8:22 AM
“@GabyTurunen: @msnbc @politicsnation How curious, cos the
latins are still cleaning the toilets” Think there's no market
research on that?
28/12/2012 8:02 AM
@msnbc @politicsnation Noticed how many more African-American
faces there are in US tv commercials? A rising force. #AllState
28/12/2012 7:24 AM
@AlanHayes_IGD @kuminaidoo I disagree! We talk about sustainable
development. Is 'sustainable' is too big a word for sexy
28/12/2012 7:16 AM
@undeadcindy @evildeadnews @robtapert Our youngest son is an
extra in #EvilDead
28/12/2012 7:09 AM
@msnbc Dear America, do you know how bonkers your gun laws seem
to most western countries?
26/12/2012 12:49 PM
Presents in our house: a fishing net, bottle of Scotch, an
axolotyl, tix to comedian, Alan Davies. Books.
26/12/2012 9:56 AM
Typo. "Unfertilized eggs" bloody smart-text. “@stanacat:
@RealLucyLawless underutilized :D”
26/12/2012 9:52 AM
Happy day to all! We are spending the day rescuing our broody
Chook. She is starving herself to death trying to hatch
26/12/2012 9:47 AM
@EllenPage Seasons Greetings, EP!
26/12/2012 8:44 AM
Can any1 explain? “@PopSci: most-clicked story ofthe week:lil'
spider builds big, fake spiders to spook other spiders:
24/12/2012 7:27 PM
As fun as you all are, I am going to go spend time with my
meat-buddies now. Mwah!
23/12/2012 9:48 AM
No, I'm part of the diaspora. “@TheSwedishSaga: @RealLucyLawless
Oi, and I thought trolls only roamed the Scandinavian forests
23/12/2012 9:45 AM
@lucasc_gabardo good morning, little fella.
23/12/2012 9:38 AM
Yes and I urge u to punish me by pressing "Unfollow'
“@jewel1234: whatthe hell are u talkinabout u think u are hot
u do really love urself”
23/12/2012 9:29 AM
@swin24 @gnat @parksandrecnbc yes, it almost always ends in
decapitation, high falls or nuclear desolation but we know the
23/12/2012 9:26 AM
@gnat @swin24 In a cruel pre-emptive strike, sometimes I don't
even get the job on account of what can only be my #FireableHotness
23/12/2012 9:18 AM
@RbrtPattinson C'mon now, seriously. Who are you and how did you
23/12/2012 8:49 AM
How I suffer!.“@swin24: A warning to women & girls: If you're
too hot, you can get legally fired
23/12/2012 8:31 AM
2012 Proudest moment? Standing beside @GreenpeaceNZ & @kuminaidoo
as we protest #Shell drilling the Arctic. Do the right thing. @ValkyrieUK
23/12/2012 8:08 AM
Sure. If I can call You "DED-to-me"? “@Denmac56: @RealLucyLawless
@rigolgm @MichaelOrland MissLucy can ur new nickname be
23/12/2012 7:12 AM
Yes. And please stop yelling at me.“@jewel1234: @RealLucyLawless
IS NICK OFFERMAN MARRIED TO MEGAN MULLALLY for real?”
23/12/2012 6:38 AM
It's on the Squirrel-Rescue website. I don't make this s#*t up.
But they do just love it. "Oh!...oh, Mummy!" @rigolgm @michaelorland
23/12/2012 6:34 AM
@MichaelOrland I had to do it. Urinary tract infections in
orphaned squirrels can be lethal. everybody knows that.
23/12/2012 6:08 AM
U mean me stroking its nuts with a Q-tip to prevent a urinary
blockage? “@MichaelOrland: I'll show the pics of you & the
squirrel u rescued.
23/12/2012 6:06 AM
@MichaelOrland Watch out, M! I took a muscle relaxant when my
neck was hurt in a stunt and couldn't even get my words out. Let
23/12/2012 5:57 AM
@Jeffmw @brycewilkinson @leahhar51819552 hmmm, I suppose you
could if you had fully explored it. Would that take a lifetime
22/12/2012 8:34 PM
@RealLucyLawless @brycewilkinson @leahhar51819552 I don't know.
Can you think freely within a belief system?
22/12/2012 8:27 PM
Noted. “@BryceWilkinson: @leahhar51819552 @RealLucyLawless no
hard feelings unless you break into my house, then u get shot
22/12/2012 7:19 PM
@BruceB805 I just think the culture of fear is way out of
proportion to the threat. You are going to be okay.
22/12/2012 5:43 PM
@BruceB805 Bruce, what will happen if, for one week, you gave
your guns to safe-keeping? I bet you will not be robbed or
22/12/2012 5:42 PM
@BryceWilkinson Re. Retrospective gun-control. Australia has a
precedent after Port Arthur Massacre. 1996 federal buy-back with
22/12/2012 5:36 PM
@Denmac56 I know, Den. Just responding to the info.
22/12/2012 4:35 PM
@BryceWilkinson @westgarthent @leahhar51819552 Seriously, dude,
gnus go postal.
22/12/2012 4:28 PM
how sporting! “@Denmac56: @RealLucyLawless ...Assault styles
can have 30 shot clip, like hunt rifle, 1 trigger pull 1shot”
22/12/2012 4:25 PM
Jan 25th, I believe. “@ThaREALwebz: @RealLucyLawless new
season of Spartacus starts in Jan, do u know the exact date in
which it starts?”
22/12/2012 4:23 PM
@Asklepios333 correct. Step 1, Congress. What's it gonna take?
22/12/2012 4:22 PM
If 2/3 of #Congress wants it, you could get a refined 2nd
Ammendment. Assault weapons are designed to
22/12/2012 4:00 PM
Is the 2nd Ammendment a bit anachronistic? It seems broken
“@xray9tango: @RealLucyLawless US Bill of Rights gives usthe
RIGHT to have arms.”
22/12/2012 3:34 PM
@xray9tango You're a lunatic. We were having a polite chat about
gnus and you had to go ruin everybody's good time.
22/12/2012 3:15 PM
@BryceWilkinson But Bryce, surely most of the siege mentality is
psychological? Is it possible #preppers' sense of threat is out
22/12/2012 3:13 PM
People don't kill people, gnus kill ppl! “@WestgarthEnt:
@leahhar51819552 @RealLucyLawless @BryceWilkinson I'm hoping you
22/12/2012 2:36 PM
Please look up the meaning of "vital".“@leahhar51819552: @BryceWilkinson
@RealLucyLawless Convince this foreigner ...why guns r so
22/12/2012 2:12 PM
Like in the rest of the western world?“@BryceWilkinson: @RealLucyLawless
Taking away guns from citizens means only bad ppl will have
22/12/2012 8:21 AM
@robertwrighter Reading polemicists doesn't make you one. I am
grateful to those whose writings have helped me deconstruct my
22/12/2012 6:58 AM
I suppose we shall have to go on living....“@WilliamShatner:
(Peeking in) Everyone still here? #EOTW”
22/12/2012 5:58 AM
NASA - Beyond 2012: Why the World Won't End
22/12/2012 5:56 AM
And then clap your hands. Do the hokey-pokey...“@robertwrighter:
obrigado! RT @PKBlake: @robertwrighter . Next time say 'obrigado'”
22/12/2012 5:55 AM
Me, Craig Parker and random fan at Noir party
20/12/2012 7:04 AM
@PiersTonight sir, you kicked ass tonight!
18/12/2012 1:18 PM
Nope, that's skin. “@JSasser11: @sharondel @RealLucyLawless is
that her panty hose rolled down to her ankles."
17/12/2012 6:15 AM
Happy Birthday, Ted!“@tedraimi: RT: @queensuzi: I was
fortunate to get to spend yesterday with birthday boy @tedraimi."
Resplendent it was!”
16/12/2012 9:04 AM
@tunamae i am Terribly sorry to hear that, Bonita.
16/12/2012 8:28 AM
Police generally don't carry guns yet.“@GojiroVet: @RealLucyLawless
what is New Zealand stance on gun ownership? Stricter or similar
15/12/2012 12:42 PM
Not sure. not a gun culture though farmers &hunters have them.
No hand guns, I think.“@GojiroVet: what is NZ stance on gun
15/12/2012 12:41 PM
The young teacher wanted the last thing her kids heard to be her
voice saying she loved them and not the shots outside. "Show me
15/12/2012 12:39 PM
#Newtown. Heartrending account by teacher in closet told 15 kids
them she loved them. Thought it was the "last thing they might
15/12/2012 12:21 PM
The NZ Govt doesn't give a shit. “@wesalwan: 2012
thehottestYear recordedinContinental US,basedonAnalysis of118
14/12/2012 3:19 PM
@BongNation420 I know! #AndyWhitfield and Jai were tremendous.
Just heartbreaking writing and performance. #Spartacus @starz_channel
14/12/2012 3:08 PM
Dear God, just watching #Spartacus mourn killing of Varro.
Incredible work. Makes me cry. #STARZ
14/12/2012 3:00 PM
@tweetandtwig #NewZealandGovernment Carbon-neutral farming will
clean up our waterways, soil + give a premium product that the
14/12/2012 2:31 PM
Well, you're a big girl now. “@jjasminj: @RealLucyLawless
Disney ruined my life!”
14/12/2012 2:14 PM
Snow White at 6 yrs made me want to be an actress. Great show!
“@PasPlayhouse: @PasPlayhouse @LythgoeFamProd's #ASnowWhiteChristmas
14/12/2012 2:05 PM
I'll take hockey “@compostfetish: @RealLucyLawless baby boom!
no#NHL & hockey fans are in the bedroom! hmmmm sex or hockey?
i'll take sex!”
13/12/2012 6:13 PM
Where the heck is the NHL? This is ludicrous. Are all those
players just tubbing out? Skates rusty? It's awful. #Hockey #NHL
13/12/2012 4:40 AM
Gosh, thanks. I will listen to it for myself. “@DCA1997: @RealLucyLawless
, i looked for , c'est Interessant !
13/12/2012 4:37 AM
Omg. Liam just cut Sedullus' face off. You're terrible, Muriel.
#Spartacus. "And Lugo follow!"
12/12/2012 7:49 PM
Well, I'm no Bill Shatner but I'm okay. “@GlennLAnthony: @RealLucyLawless
@leeev54 Are you still sexy?”
12/12/2012 7:02 PM
I am driving Marissa's electric car. Wow! Pretty darn
impressive. @MarissaJWinokur imagine never tanking up again!
12/12/2012 6:58 PM
Would U sell your kids (down the river) for this?! “@nickofnz:
4SALE-Quiet NthPole Estate on 300Acres
12/12/2012 4:32 PM
@DrPattySue @ypervoles No, Patti! It was a joke. I love
12/12/2012 1:01 PM
Go to Hell. “@ypervoles: have you lost touch with your
inner troll? Stop studying those damned, atheist philosophy
12/12/2012 11:45 AM
Not yet. #ClimateChange. “@MDarkmoon: @RealLucyLawless *have
you ever had your worst nightmare come true?”
12/12/2012 11:42 AM
WTF? “@GreenpeaceNZ: Uh oh ... Looks like Santa has to move!
12/12/2012 11:39 AM
Lots of love, LL“@ronmedina1: @RealLucyLawless HELP Please RT
4 my WIFE make it happen HOPE for JeNNifer
12/12/2012 11:38 AM
@Rolling778 I thought I'd try being the straight man for once.
It's a strain.
12/12/2012 11:36 AM
1996 “@BackInTheFray: @RealLucyLawless When's the last time
you ran at top speed?”
12/12/2012 11:35 AM
Not plastic. And yes. “@PunkLuke: @RealLucyLawless Did you get
to keep the plastic baby after Spartacus Lucy.”
12/12/2012 8:30 AM
12/12/2012 8:29 AM
12/12/2012 8:29 AM
I buried it deeeep. “@lesbifwends: @RealLucyLawless And
no latent sapphistry. J'approve. ”
12/12/2012 8:29 AM
@robertwrighter Robert, you're a gateway drug. Now you've got me
hooked on Hitchens.
12/12/2012 8:26 AM
@Gabsterr12 @parksandrecnbc And didn't notice the crimson
tights. Wardrobe magic!
12/12/2012 8:20 AM
Pure Pawnee! “@Gabsterr12: @RealLucyLawless @parksandrecnbc
Yes but must do something about your wardrobe. with that
dress last wk”
12/12/2012 8:20 AM
“@PoshLopez: @parksandrecnbc You've had some cool gigs in ur
time!” true, but most I shed blood, sweat and sanity for. This
one was a gift!
12/12/2012 8:19 AM
“@WesWrong: Geico is lame. @RealLucyLawless” Wes, you really
are wrong. You may hate them but that brand is pure gold!
12/12/2012 8:17 AM
“@parksandrecnbc: I am crazy about this show. On screen and in
person, this cast is the best. Dang, I lucked out!
12/12/2012 8:15 AM
@WesWrong For the most ludicrous fangs imaginable. Just saw it
on I.D. Channel. Yikes.
12/12/2012 8:11 AM
The most risible ad on tv is the Snap-on Smile ad. Seen it? “@WesWrong:
"Happier than a witch in a broom factory"-holy shit- #FuckGieco”
12/12/2012 8:02 AM
@leeev54 I'm sure Monsieur Shatner knows I will be tres
interested in how he presents #Xena fans who opened their big
hearts to him
12/12/2012 7:59 AM
@JanieStHilaire Congratulations! But no, I probably could not
translate it all.
12/12/2012 7:19 AM
@SeinfeldToday @uber Elaine yells at co-workers for not loving
Pinterest enough, Kramer invents Über, George marries a woman
just like Mom
12/12/2012 6:36 AM
No H8. I love Monsieur.“@jjasminj: @RealLucyLawless @WilliamShatner
Can we make this love-hate relationship a little more
11/12/2012 3:13 PM
U ate without me? “@tedraimi: BBQ with @GroovyBruce and new ED
movie group last night. Delicious flesh parts were
11/12/2012 3:02 PM
So does Bill. “@milo9: @WilliamShatner @RealLucyLawless But
she has nice tits.”
11/12/2012 2:54 PM
U have no idea how right UR. Major flu. “@WilliamShatner:
Where has the Princess of Snot been? @RealLucyLawless #laughinghysterically”
11/12/2012 2:53 PM
Mazeltov! #GayMarriage.“@kate_sheppard: Oh man, I seem to have
something in my eye:
11/12/2012 10:01 AM
@RonUSwanson @parksandrecnbc Take #RonSwanson ? Please.. And
07/12/2012 7:43 AM
At #Powershift conference #Auckland. These kids are organized,
serious and determined to get educated & change NZ policy on
07/12/2012 7:42 AM
Robot and Frank. Charming. “@S_ildy: @RealLucyLawless I need a
good movie to watch...any ideas? @MsJaimeMurray”
06/12/2012 6:30 AM
Funny and dreadful and TRUE: “@GreenpeaceNZ: Say no to the #TPPA
04/12/2012 8:35 PM
#BearGrylls came to town. Boy knows how to make an entrance!
Very fun show.
03/12/2012 8:03 PM
@MarissaJWinokur @thetalk_cbs Ma, I like the stripes and hot
boots. But I would. La
03/12/2012 5:38 PM
@Rove @rustyrockets Rustyrockets, did I really miss you?!
01/12/2012 10:09 AM
Jim Salinger: Time NZ played its climate change part, even if
it's small - Opinion - NZ Herald News
01/12/2012 7:00 AM